{"id":2293,"date":"2013-12-19T17:24:52","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T16:24:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/?p=2293"},"modified":"2014-01-07T10:10:42","modified_gmt":"2014-01-07T09:10:42","slug":"wheres-the-tylenol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wheres-the-tylenol\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8222;Where&#8217;s the Tylenol?&#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8222;(&#8230;) what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! <strong>Where&#8217;s the Tylenol?<\/strong>&#8222;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold in &#8222;Christmas Vacation&#8220; (1989)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;(&#8230;) what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where&#8217;s the Tylenol?&#8222; Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold in &#8222;Christmas Vacation&#8220; (1989)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2293"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2293"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2293\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}