{"id":3488,"date":"2011-09-24T16:36:32","date_gmt":"2011-09-24T14:36:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/?p=3488"},"modified":"2014-01-08T16:38:36","modified_gmt":"2014-01-08T15:38:36","slug":"nerd-joke-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/nerd-joke-girlfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"Nerd-joke: girlfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;a&gt; I have a new girlfriend, man. She\u00b4s 90-60-90&#8230;<br \/>\n&lt;b&gt; wtf? She is purple?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bash.org\/?945825\">bash.org\/?945825<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;a&gt; I have a new girlfriend, man. She\u00b4s 90-60-90&#8230; &lt;b&gt; wtf? She is purple? bash.org\/?945825<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[142],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3488"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nueckel.at\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}