Kategorie: funny

Female asker in audience: Do you think there is a difference between a female voice and a male voice in literature?

Fran Lebowitz: Even on the phone there is a difference between the female voice and the male voice.

(„Public Speaking“, 2010)

Saying that C+ is nice because it works on all OS’s is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.

Unknown

Rice is great if you’re really hungry
and want to eat two thousand of something.

Mitch Hedberg

Eine Minute lang versucht, rauszufinden, was ‚Brathering‘ bedeutet.
Dann Erkenntnis: ist ja Deutsch, nicht Englisch.

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