Jim Jefferies on Religion

„God selects countries. That’s why they always say ‘God bless America’. Because the world is billions of years old and the US is 250 years old … And that’s when God decided to choose a team.”

“The Ten Commandments are very sensible rules to live your life by. You know what is a load of shit about them: the fact that you had to have them written down! The fact you could not figure out internally .. not to kill people, don’t steal .. really?”